Thursday, April 22, 2004
haha~ Greatest joke of the yester-yesterday!!! This is the greatest joke between my friend and me:
Him: I'm really in a very deep fix now. My gf ask me to call her, saying that she has sth to tell me. But I'm here in another camp. Can't find a phone. Dunno how to call her. My hp don't have $$ too...
Me: Huh? you use hi-card ah? y your hi-card no $$? the most go guard room use their phone lor.
Him: Actually got $$ one. I just top up $18 a few weeks ago. But my gf keep sms-ing me and giving me miss call. Then use up all the $$ lor. now it's below $5. So cannot call or sms her. Normally is she give me miss call and i call her using the office phone.
Me: huh? so wad if she sends you sms and gives you miss calls. They won't deduct your hi-card $$ right?
Him: Yes it will!!! The incoming sms won't, but her miss calls will!!! *dang*
Me: *Luffing till my stomach cramps*

Best! then me and another friend were like niao-ing him abt this thru the whole conversation!!! Asking him to might as well sign up for a line instead, since his hi-card is cheating him of his money!!! And threatening him that we'd use our office fone and give him 100 miss calls a day so that it'll burst his $18 everytime he tops up his hi-card... haha~or betta still, push his hi-card value to -$18 such that the next time he tops up his card, he finds that his card still has no money!!! Just because some funny fellas keep giving him MISS Calls!!! haha~ we're like luffing our heads and intestines out over this man!!!

haha~ 1st time eating Hakka Suan Pan Zi at Thomson Plaza on tue... not bad siaz... hehz... :) but not recommended for pple to specially travel over to that place to taste it la... juz hai2 hao3 la... :)

Wah best! Dunno why recently a bit suay or lucky... So many animals start to recognise my presence and try to adore me in many ways... Just yesterday while i was returning home, walking up the slope and passing that crazy black dog's house (the one beside kailing's), I was warmly invited by that black dog as well as another white fluffy puppy as usual.What's different this time is that the moment that stupid black dog crashes onto the gate (his usual way of greeting), the gate actually swung open!!! I was really scared outta my wits man!!! Dunno whether to run, stay or prepare to kick any dogs that came near!!! Esp when the big black dog sounded so enthu in its greetings!!! but surprisingly, it was the smaller one that was excited by my presence and started running towards me. I did some warm up and prepared my fei mao tui. But luckily, it only came over and licked my New Balance Shoes twice as i walked away from it... To my astonishment, the black dog stayed put. haha~ Now it proves it. Barking dogs are only known for their barks!!! haha~

It was dogs yesterday. Today, birds!!! A more inviting welcome-home greeting... As if i hadn't enuff trouble getting those rabies virus out from my New Balance... Now, I'm offered some bird's undigested food... on my head some more!!! Might as well drop those into my mouth!!! Grr... first time in my life to get that man!!! Luckily it's not diarrhoea, juz a drop or two, else i'd chop that bloody tree down!!! grr... Birds ard this area shd be more toilet trained man... arrgh! and it happened just when i opened my darling sms, which said she sensed sth wrong... oh my...

As they said: Double Trouble. Trouble normally comes in pairs. Pa said that the examination he went for on tue reported that he's suffering from a mild case of diabetes... juz like grandma... felt so sad for him... He had to start periodically eating medicine from now till this thing somehow miraculously recovers, and to watch his diet, which is the most difficult component of all, as he loves food and soft drinks!!! So sad... must pray hard for him... I love you, pa... And I mustn't tempt him wif sweet stuff esp the super delicious pom pia that he got from Penang again!!! And no more Old Chang Kee's yam pies... haiz...

whoa! juz signed up for GMail!!! haha~ soo happy abt tt... 1 GB of email space!!! yeah, it's juxling@gmail.com haha~ feel free to send large files to that acct!!!

ok, gotta go... cya guys!!!
posted by Juxling at 9:20 PM

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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
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Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy.
Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.